December 2011
25 posts
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Am I the only user who didn't know about missing e...
Glad I’m blissfully ignorant of what I’m missing, but still, way to leave me out of the loop, guys XD
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
225 notes
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That awkward moment when you start copying an...
Because you spend far too many hours watching their movies/tv shows/interviews.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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I just need Kalli to spellcheck my life
When I win the lottery I will have someone read over my shoulder whose sole job is to point out my spelling mistakes. Then I will have someone else develop glasses I can wear that will display subtitles for everything I hear (and more importantly, everything I don’t).
Dec 26th
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Dec 23rd
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Jingle Bells. Logan Smells. Tony got Steve laid~:... →
vulcanears: Coulson and Delaware are twins…. Dealings with aliens and superhuman beings? Check. Having to handle a manic, sassy, manchild? Check. Serving a way more important purpose as the story progresses? Check. Wearing those shades like it’s nobody’s business? Check. Rocking… THIS. OMG. yessss this makes me want to write weird crossover fic.
Dec 23rd
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Iron Man Shot Glasses
fuckyeahmarvelstuff: Anyone else find these worryingly ironic, considering how well Tony Stark and alcohol mix?
Dec 22nd
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I would make a terrible witness
Cop: You witnessed the murderer drive away?
Me: Yes.
Cop: Did you happen to catch the license plate number?
Me: Uhhh, no.
Cop: What type of car was it?
Me: Uhhhh, it was a regularish car, you know?
Cop: Like, a big car or a little car?
Me: Um, yes?
Cop: Okay...let's start with something easier, what color was the car?
Me: Well, it wasn't purple.
Cop: Can you be more specific?
Me: Well, it wasn't green either.
Cop: ...
Me: Or orange, I'd remember something like that for sure.
Cop: Was it darker or lighter colored?
Me: Yes.
Cop: ...Nevermind, I don't want you as a witness.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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I have this same problem :(
capitaldee: I’m not allowed to sing the Captain America theme song in public when I’m with my friends.
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Fuck Yeah Firefly: Reblog if you hate Fox →
giocosoappogiatura: They cancelled Lie to Me. I am utterly speechless. And probably never going to watch another Fox show again because I keep loving them and they keep cancelling them. We’ll never know what happens… Lightman and Foster, Tores and Loker… We’ll never know. Between Lie to Me…
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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I don't post here anymore
Tumblr, I love you, I really do. But I just want to close this blog and switch to my other one. Y U NO LET ME DO THAT?
Dec 8th
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